"Fuerza, Paraguay!"
fuerza. A Spanish word meaning strength or force, in context. Shouted at the top of the lungs during soccer matches, especially during the hysteria of the World Cup.
Although books have been written on how to improve it and wives have complained for centuries that their husbands suffer from a complete ignorance of it, communication is not a difficult task. Even in a foreign country, it can be accomplished with the least bit of exertion. You simply have to speak the other person's language . . . even if you don't speak their language.
Take my own example. The 2006 World Cup was in full swing, and I was in the midst of my first day out and about by myself in
Up the elevator I went. The office door stood closed and forbidding. I entered without knocking. Three men sat behind desks, all focused on the tiny color TV against the far wall. Rabbit ears poked from its top and sent a snowy picture to the screen. No one turned to me. I asked, in English, for my paperwork. The oldest man grumbled in a German accent, rifled through a folder, and handed me my papers. I paid him 130,000 Guaranies, and he spun back to the game. I mumbled thanks and headed for the door. No answer. I had one dejected foot in the hallway when genius struck me. I spun back around.
"Fuerza!" I shouted.
The clouds lifted! Light shone down from above! All eyes turned to me and three fists shot up into the air. "Fuerza
I passed the guard downstairs. His beady eyes glanced to the side at me.
"Fuerza!" I yelled.
He leapt from his chair. "Fuerza
I walked down the street back to the car. The sidewalk vendors all watched their wares with one eye. The other stayed glued to the televisions behind the big glass walls of the stores on the street. I caught a glimpse of a Paraguayan player as he fell to the ground, the ball stolen from him.
"Fuerza!" I shouted.
"Fuerza
At the grocery I bought a bag of fresh bread, two bags of skim milk, onions, tomatoes, apples, and eggs. The cashier told me the price. I understood not one word, so I cheated by looking at the price on the register screen. Who really needs to know the language anyway? The bag boy packed my things up and started to lift them. I stopped him.
Feeling confident, I told him: "Yo puedo lo." He stared at me. The sound of money changing stopped. The back of my neck froze under the icy glares of 50 Paraguayans. I heard the milk curdle in my bag.
"Fuerza?" I squeaked and snuck out the door.
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